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		<title>I&#8217;m sorry</title>
		<description>The Facebook... 

It's so perfect. I am not actually kidding when I say Facebook = The Beast. 

I'll be back when my ardor has cooled. </description>
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		<title>Three things I have said in the last four hours</title>
		<description>"When we are playing in the playground, we wear our clothes. I know it's a stupid rule."

"Riel is telling you that he doesn't want you to put a basket on his head."

"Your scrotum is very delicate, you need to wear pants when you climb in the tree."







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		<title>And a sword will pierce even your own soul</title>
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And Simeon blessed them and said to Mary His mother, “Behold, this Child is appointed for the fall and rise of many in Israel, and for a sign to be opposed— and a sword will pierce even your own soul—to the end that thoughts from many hearts may be revealed. ...</description>
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		<title>Stagette! Menaced by Cape Bretoners</title>
		<description>On the way to the karaoke bar, our protagonist passes smashed up phone booths, and newspaper vending machines. The headlines are grim. A polar bear, possibly the last polar bear, has been shot dead after smashing its way into a gated community.

Our protagonist is approached by a slightly haggered looking ...</description>
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		<title>But if I don&#8217;t get an actual chip implanted, I&#8217;m ok, right?</title>
		<description>The Facebook.com: Big Brother with a smile

It sounds a lot more sinister when you call it The Facebook, don't you think?

In these troubled times, I think wireless peer-to-peer is clearly the way to go. But Facebook and Flickr are so darn fun. And I don't have a laptop. 

I don't ...</description>
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		<title>Oh, sure, the otters were nice, but what about this little feller?</title>
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"A set of special eyes, similar to our own, keeps venomous box jellyfish from bumping into obstacles as they swim across the ocean floor, a new study finds.

Unlike normal jellyfish, which drift in the ocean current, box jellyfish are active swimmers that can rapidly make 180-degree turns and deftly dart ...</description>
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		<title>The Parable of The Really Tough Son.</title>
		<description>"It was the parable of the Prodigal Son, do you know that one?"

"Is that the one where he goes away, and then he comes back, and he gets treated like gold? Only I don't remember why everyone was so nice to him... Was he really smart, or tough, or something?"

"Oh ...</description>
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		<title>Toilet Mastery</title>
		<description>ME
What's that under the table? Is that poop?

MILO
Yes. It's in the shape of Buzz Lightyear.

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		<title>Long-haired child</title>
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Devendra Banhart - Long Haired Child

"Well I can't wait for the kids to come
I can't wait for the kids to come
Say hey babe you no go no barbershop
‘Cause I want yeah I want I know for certain
I want the child to be a long-haired child
I'm gonna want the child to ...</description>
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		<title>In which I get &#8220;fancy&#8221;</title>
		<description>After much deliberation (as is my way), I think Rachel may be on to something with the registration. I want to write about my neighbour's porn habits, too!

I also have this theory about rampaging neo-cons sending me off to their breeding camps, and suspect that, in these troubled times, some ...</description>
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